chevvybar:

*uses “u” and “you” in the same sentence*

(Source: oakynymph)

Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

moniker-padacklyte:

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

-Hail hydra

You need a dr. Baby, you scared?

Beetle juice, beetle juice, beetle juice.

Daaayyyuummmm.

Frava beans *slurping noise*.

Do you wanna build a snowman?

Hmmmmmmmm tastes like chicken.

near-quaad:

do u ever go to unfollow someone but then u see some rly good posts and u just kind of 

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you can stay

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for now